don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you
*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*
what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what
Am I the only one who gets uncomfortable looking at Justin Bieber’s mustache or
when you like and reblog your own selfie
Don’t like a blog’s opinions on your dash? Don’t send them hate:
Are you tired of seeing a specific Tumblr user reblogging and commenting on your posts?
Are you being bombarded by anonymous hate?
Too much internet for one day?
Tumblr, y’all need to do this a lot.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."